on my wedding night

kingcheddarxvii:

me: *sobbing*

my wife: what’s wrong

me: I can’t believe a girl likes me

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phallictunicate:

ai-papi:

dear God take care of her when i can’t

Me when I pet a stray cat and it then runs away

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